abilifly:

don’t 👏 listen 👏 to 👏 the 👏 cure 👏 if 👏 it’s 👏 not 👏 friday 👏 and 👏 you’re 👏 not 👏 in 👏 love👏

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adhdpie:

–the Only Mood everyone else knows about: i  wanna do THIS and THIS and THIS and THIS and THIS and–SQUIRREL

–galaxy brain: i was listening to the lecture but the prof said something that reminded me of something else and now i’m not sure how much time i was lost in thought

–the tutorial only comes in video format: i’m sorry, but you’ve thrown off the emperor’s groove *hurls product & its tutorial video into the sun*

–damn you hyperfocus: i went to bed intending to wake up and write but this morning i was possessed by a cleanliness spirit and spent the next 14 hours organizing the apartment

–i dont think u tried at all.jpg: did i seriously spend an entire free day refreshing twitter b/c i didn’t want to spend 10 minutes finishing my hw but wouldn’t let myself do anything else until i finished it???? (yes)

–patrick star: *unlocks phone* time to check the weather. *opens twitter* the weather. *opens messenger* the weather. *opens mobage game* the weather. *opens facebook* the weather. *opens twitter again* THE WEA–

–smells like depression: literally everything is too boring. i’m going back to sleep

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violentwavesofemotion:

when uma thurman said “i’ve been waiting. to feel. less angry. and when i’m ready. i’ll say what i have to say.”

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pornstarwars:

dad: what are you doing with your life? how are you justifying your existence? 

me: 

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sydneykrukowski:

stats:

in skyrim i married a homeless man and even though we are married and he lives in my huge fuckin house he still wears rags and asks me to give him 1 gold whenever i see him

that’s just what men are like

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shouldnt:

writing an earlier date on your paper to look like a better student

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